I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here
June 2013
but guys
remember when louis was singing and liam yelled out eleanor and he got all shy and blushed like crazy bc i do
yes and i cried
EVEN ZAYN SMILED
- Me: oh thats cute
- *checks price tag*
- Me: no its not
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
niall is me
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
